“Fornication easily sells” they announce. “You can definitely will sell fornication” they say. “Fella will consistently pay for sex” apparently. Or my own personal most-loved from Banshee, the very best TV program that practically nobody views, “Male will spend for tits until they are dead broke or dead”.

Thus it must be very easy running an escort agency then. Particularly if you are operating in somewhere like Madrid or Barcelona in Spain, when shopping for and selling sex is thoroughly legitimate. If sexual practice consistently easily sells, and males will continuously shell out for fornication, how challenging can it be to generate enormous amounts of money with minimum effort? All you must do is get a number of hotties to perform for you, do some advertising, maybe build a website, and that is it really. You then kick back, choose your mirror finish whoremonger Hummer with the white velvet upholstery and begin squeezing dough in your safe-deposit box?


For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up somewhere like Madrid or Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as Barcelona Escorts from 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring babes than you can. Because fornication continually will sell, so all you need is some ladies who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Dude will never fail to spend for sex, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right?

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically operated by cats to offer males the chance to get their rocks off. So get a website done (by cats) and off you go.

You do not know how to build a website? Never mind, I am sure you cousin Kevin can do it. He is good with that Facebook and YouTube stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your income to build you a nice web page. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, an online site is just an internet site. How difficult can it be?

By the way, putting those photos of Rihanna and Belle Du Jour on your new online site because you have no actual girls? Not your best move. Enjoy the legal bill for that one.

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with hookers asking to join you and men desperate to pay money for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably on page 69 (which is ironic) because it is a new site with no backlinks to it (what are backlinks? Oops!).

So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will need to do now is put them in all the bars. But people will not let you. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off.

So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because will sell sexual practice is lawful in Spain, and because sexual practice continually easily sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women will sell blowjobs for twenty euros. And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done someplace, you do not have any working ladies anyway. But it is fine. Sexuality never fail to easily sells. Male will shell out money for tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck.

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